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yo mama is sooooo ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning
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yo mama is soooooo stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
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yo mama is soooooooo fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway
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yo mama is sooooooooo old, she was a coctail waitress ay the last supper
yo mama so stupid she taped a piece of paper to the tv and called it pay-per-view 
Yo mama so fat when a bus full of white kids drove by she started chasing it yelling "stop that twinke" message 7: by [deleted user] (new)
YO MAMA IS SOOOOO FAT, WHEN SHE WALKS OUTSIDE IN HIGHHEELS, SHE STRIKES OIL
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yo mama so fat that when she walks she starts an earthquake
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yo mama so ugly tht she walked outside and craked a doorknob
message 10: by banner (last edited Mar 27, 2009 03:20PM) (new)
YO MAMA is so fat that when superman tried to save her from a burning building she drug him to the ground message 11: by [deleted user] (new)
YO MAMA IS SOOOOO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY
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YO MAMA IS SOOOO OLD, DURING HER SCHOOL, THEY HADNT EVEN INVENTED HISTORY YET
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YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, ALL THE WHALES STARTED SINGING WE ARE FAMILY
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well yo mama is sooo fat, when she sat on the rainbow all the skittles came out
message 16: by Devin (new)
YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, ALL THE WHALES STARTED SINGING WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME yo mama is so stupid she is stupid and my joke was stupid message 19: by Devin (new)
YES IT WAS!!! message 20: by [deleted user] (new)
yo mama is sooooo stupid she thought that joke was funny
message 21: by Devin (new)
LOL lol omg thats wat girls say 
****** YO MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN SHE PUTS OUT HER GIGARETTE SHE GOES WHO TURNED OUT ALL THE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****** YO MAMA'S TEETH R SO MESSED UP IT LOOKS LIKE A TOUNGE IS IN JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO LUVS MY YO MAMA JOKES? message 25: by [deleted user] (new)
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yo mama so black shes white message 28: by [deleted user] (new)
wat yeah that 1 was funny I LUV YO MAMA JOKES THEY R SO FUNNY BUT KINDA MEAN AT THE SAME TIME yo mama so black that the only difference between her and midnight is 11:59 I HAVE HEARD THAT 1 BEFORE AUSTIN IT IS REALLY FUNNY BUT NOT EVERY BODY GETS IT I BET EMILY WONT GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
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Bethany wrote: "I HAVE HEARD THAT 1 BEFORE AUSTIN IT IS REALLY FUNNY BUT NOT EVERY BODY GETS IT I BET EMILY WONT GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL"
i do to jerk face
she is wierd isn't she bethany message 36: by [deleted user] (new)
YEAH SOME TIMES AND I AM GLAD U GET IT EMILY message 38: by [deleted user] (new)
ILL GET U MY PRETTY AND UR LITTLE DOG TO
lol i don't get it i dont either freaks 
yo mama is sooo stupid, she walked up to a cow and said "where is the milk" Your Momma SO Poor, when she said she was moving, i asked her where too.. she picked up her garbage can and moved it to the curb!! Yo mom so fat, when GOD said let there be light, she moved her butt. Your mom is so fat, when she saw a school bus, she ran after it saying 'STOP THAT TWINKIE!!'. Your mom is so fat, she has to use a mattress for a tampon. yo mama is so fat,she crushed all the vampires with her butt
Yo mama so stupid she thinks cheerios are doughnut seeds message 50: by [deleted user] (new)
New Moon wrote: "Yo mama so stupid she thinks cheerios are doughnut seeds
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THAT FUNNY
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